Mother’s Day and its Commercialization

Author : Ank.      Blog : Craptivate      Date : 5/11/2013 10:08:12 PM

'Commercialisation is one of the biggest boom that happened in our era that led to things like ‘Mother’s Day’ and ‘Valentine’s Day’ come all the way to the place it is today. 10 to 15 years back if you would have noticed, you wouldn’t have been celebrating Mother’s Day or Father’s Day or even Daughter’s […]'

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A Different Angle on the LGBT Debate, Inspired by a Dead Scorpion

Author : loosecannon123      Blog : Craptivate      Date : 10/3/2012 10:16:30 AM

'Warning: This is a very cynical article. On the off-chance that you are favourably impressed by it, your first act after reading will probably be to go to an orphanage and announce that Santa Claus doesn’t exist. In a Creative Writing class that I attended yesterday, the professor revealed that one of the students had [...]'

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The Invasion.

Author : One Very Annoyed Dude      Blog : Craptivate      Date : 8/24/2012 3:08:27 PM

'Something is wrong. Too wrong. Darkness. That is all I can see. Emptiness, that is all I can feel. And my head hurts. Hurts so bad that I want to shout at the top of my voice. But then, I am scared. Scared of shouting. Scared of the darkness, of the emptiness, of the void. [...]'

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Patriotism??

Author : turbosexaphonic      Blog : Craptivate      Date : 8/15/2012 12:27:34 PM

'DISCLAIMER: I don’t hate India. I was born here. I love its as much as any of you do.   This independence day, Facebook is apparently conducting a competition to find out who is the most patriotic Indian from the status various people across our country update! Only today patriotism oozes and spills out uncontrollably out of millions [...]'

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Yet another Chetan Bhagat article.

Author : Ank.      Blog : Craptivate      Date : 7/29/2012 7:31:58 PM

'I am beginning to respect this man. Here’s why: Home truths on career wives Recently, I saw the movie,Cocktail. The plot revolves around a philanderer hero who has to make the tough choice between two hot women. The uber-modern movie was set in London. The characters drank, danced in nightclubs and had one-night stands with aplomb. They worked [...]'

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Placement Time.

Author : anirudhrantsandraves      Blog : Craptivate      Date : 7/14/2012 6:48:49 PM

'It’s time. The time when all us average Joes tremble in fear as the much vaunted 9 pointers take center stage. The time when you see the so-called ‘cool dudes’ of the campus roaming around in geeky formals. And not in a Barney Stinson-esque manner either. The time when the not-so-serious ones start pulling up [...]'

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The President Of The State Of India

Author : wisetongue19      Blog : Craptivate      Date : 6/18/2012 3:23:33 PM

'Do you see how grand the title sounds? It sounds awesome right. You can almost visualize an important man walking around, earning respect from everything around him : trees, Ambassador cars, people and even mosquitoes. Infact, I used to think the POTSOI was just as awesome as The POTUS (President of the United States). I [...]'

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The Right Education

Author : wisetongue19      Blog : Craptivate      Date : 6/4/2012 11:19:53 AM

'Reblogged from Oculus: It all started with this brow-raising article in which Ms Narayan holds forth on the unfortunate consequences of mixing social classes as part of the Indian Govt’s Right to Education Act. Over Rated wrote a scathing takedown of that elitist garbage and the author has returned to her natural habitat of champagne [...]'

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MATCH FIXING!!!!

Author : anirudhrantsandraves      Blog : Craptivate      Date : 5/27/2012 7:31:36 PM

'Kolkata Knight Riders are winners of IPL 5. SRK was euphoric, the dirtiest city in India was euphoric, the rest of India were delirious as the ‘Madraasis’ didn’t achieve a hat trick of IPL titles. All this can mean only one thing. You guessed it, MATCH FIXING This is how the match fixing incident transpired. [...]'

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Flaunting Fat at Cannes? Respect woman. Respect.

Author : Ank.      Blog : Craptivate      Date : 5/26/2012 9:01:16 PM

'I don’t really know how it feels being fat. I only know how it feels to be a little thin, but people did keep telling me to ‘put on a little weight there’ anyways. Cos they are of course, jobless. And when I did put on a little weight, they actually called me fat. So [...]'

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10 mustaches that don’t work.

Author : wisetongue19      Blog : Craptivate      Date : 5/26/2012 11:51:05 AM

'I’ve come across a lot of mustache styles, living in Chennai. I don’t like mustaches. I try as much as possible to not have one, but I do anyway because of fucking hormones and genes and biology and shit. Here are some mustache styles that much be banned outright : 1.The rugged man How you [...]'

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It’s not fixing, we’re just really really good.

Author : wisetongue19      Blog : Craptivate      Date : 5/26/2012 8:22:06 AM

'Allow me to get a few things out of the way first : I am a CSK fan and I live in Mumbai. There’s no team I’d like to see lose more than Bangalore. This is primarily because they’re cocky assholes and I hate every other cocky asshole except myself. I love myself. Now that [...]'

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My diagnosis of Mamata

Author : wisetongue19      Blog : Craptivate      Date : 5/24/2012 5:39:17 PM

'Around the 18th minute, she completely flips out and walks out later, much to the shock and amusement of the audience. Why, Mamata? The problem : The WB CM, Mamata Banerjee, has been in the news of late for all the wrong reasons. Right now I’m thinking that most people in WB themselves are regretting [...]'

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My stomach is burning..

Author : wisetongue19      Blog : Craptivate      Date : 5/23/2012 3:25:41 PM

'..without any flammable and expensive material, such as petrol. Because I can’t afford petrol. And you can’t too. Let’s get started. The guys in UPA must be pretty damn proud of the 5 years in which India grew for the first time in it’s history. Properly. Because they’ve screwed up intolerably now, more than once [...]'

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Don’t worry, Be happy

Author : Ank.      Blog : Craptivate      Date : 5/21/2012 5:23:24 PM

'An article by Chetan Bhagat; I’ve new found respect for this guy now though his books are crappy.   Alright, this is not cool at all. A recent survey by Nielsen has revealed that Indian women are the most stressed out in the world: 87% of our women feel stressed out most of the time. This statistic alone has [...]'

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My issue with DSLR photographers.

Author : wisetongue19      Blog : Craptivate      Date : 5/18/2012 3:43:51 PM

'Are you on Facebook? I am. I live there. It’s my second home. And I am an attention seeker. Whenever I put a status and get atleast 1 “like”, I enter into a state of bliss hitherto unknown outside of the community of stoners. And Brazilian men. Brazilian women are ridiculously attractive. I would insert [...]'

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Parliament vs People

Author : wisetongue19      Blog : Craptivate      Date : 5/14/2012 7:19:04 AM

'(Re-used without permission from Rediff.com, so I recommend you click this link to read it and not the text below. Your choice.) Gandhiji wrote this about the British parliament in Hind Swaraj in 1908: ‘That which you consider to be the Mother of Parliaments is like a sterile woman and a prostitute. Both these are [...]'

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Anna University MAY/JUNE 2012 Exams CANCELLED !

Author : One Very Annoyed Dude      Blog : Craptivate      Date : 5/9/2012 5:54:27 PM

'In a surprising turn of events Anna University has announced that the May/June 2012 Exams have been CANCELLED due to Administrative reasons. This come as a shock to students who have been slogging day and night to pass atleast in the Re-Evaluation since only a meagre 21% of students pass their exams first time around. [...]'

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Russia is awesome

Author : wisetongue19      Blog : Craptivate      Date : 5/9/2012 10:17:31 AM

'Yes it is. Atleast based on most YouTube videos that I’ve seen of Russia. Here’s why. 1. They’re Vodka-filled madmen. I’m not really going to sit here and explain what Vodka is. If you have to ask, then maybe you should simply walk away from this blog, and the internet, and go and sit under [...]'

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THINGS TO PROVE YOU'RE A "BOMBAYITE"....."Mumbaite"

Author : wisetongue19      Blog : Craptivate      Date : 5/8/2012 8:06:46 AM

'Reblogged from hasnain's life: 1. You say “town ” and expect everyone to know that this means south of Churchgate. 2 You speak in a dialect of Hindi called ‘Bambaiya Hindi’, which only Bombayites can understand. 3. Your door has more than three locks. 4. Rs 500 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag. [...]'

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