Let’s Teach The Thugs A Lesson

Author : Cynical      Blog : Being Cynical      Date : 5/24/2013 7:33:00 AM

'I rarely make a sells pitch. I never urge people to buy my lines for anything. No, not even for BJP or for that matter even Narendra Modi. I always put my viewpoint for all to read through and decide the best from it. Seldom have I asked people to forgo their own wisdom to tow my lines as the Mullahs around the world do with a false promise of 72 virgins up there. But now the time has arrived for a paradigm shift to my approach in calling a spade a spade. Now that the nation is almo(...)'

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The Dinner That Will Taste Bitter

Author : Cynical      Blog : Being Cynical      Date : 5/22/2013 7:03:00 AM

'Congress is holding a grand dinner for its natural allies and unnatural allies like SP & BSP to celebrate UPA government’s ninth anniversary. And I am sure; the food would taste unusually bitter for a large constituent of this UPA coalition. If there were any possibility of the food tasting sweeter were handsomely ruined by yesterday’s opinion poll that CNN-IBN carried out in 20 major cities. To say the least, the numbers were alarmingly fatal for Congress, if they were still ca(...)'

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The Mega Farce Called IPL

Author : Cynical      Blog : Being Cynical      Date : 5/20/2013 7:20:00 AM

'We Indians are always taken for a ride; and to some extent we deserve such betrayals in regular intervals so that we are kept reminded of the possible backstabbing one can expect for such cult worshiping. Be it our politicians who are hoodwinking us for last half a century or the ever so notorious circle of Bollywood which gets sprinkled with black money while we never shy away from showering our patronage for the moronic constituents of it or our national religion called Cricket wh(...)'

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Let’s Not Blame The Cops Always

Author : Cynical      Blog : Being Cynical      Date : 5/15/2013 6:03:00 AM

'Our media is in a bad habit of picking stories and make a demon out of it where others don’t see any. The latest saga of the so called police atrocity where a cop was caught slapping a young girl inside a police station is one such thread which our media went gaga whole through yesterday. I have no qualms if our media wants to showcase this slap as an act of police brutality by either not going through the sequence of events or intentionally keeping the truth out of reach of the pub(...)'

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Parliament – Where Congress Plays Its Dirty Tricks

Author : Cynical      Blog : Being Cynical      Date : 5/13/2013 7:35:00 AM

'I have said this close to zillion times. The theory that this UPA government follows to the hilt to cover their corruption acts is play gimmicks. Every time they find their necks getting tightened by yet another of their act of corruption, they either try to blame the 6 years rule of BJP as the catalyst for the mess or ask their ever so vigilant dirty tricks department to play another of their regular gimmicks to fool the nation. In most of the cases they in fact employ both the men(...)'

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The Serious Business Of Grammar Correction

Author : Cynical      Blog : Being Cynical      Date : 5/8/2013 5:54:00 AM

'What is the responsibility as the law minister of this country? Yes, you are precise; you are supposed to correct the grammar of each and every investigation report that CBI or any of the investigative agencies dig out. Bringing about new laws, formulating frameworks to clear up the piling pending cases in our courts, some kind of judicial reform or any of such frivolous stuff is childish of an act for the law minister to perform. A law minister shouldn’t worry at all about the pain(...)'

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Karnataka Handed In A Platter

Author : Cynical      Blog : Being Cynical      Date : 5/6/2013 7:11:00 AM

'Our media is in a real bad habit of coming up with so called exit polls after each election voting is over. In a race to show, who understands the nuances of Indian democracy better, these media houses start airing their exit polls immediately after the polling booths are closed for the day. There in fact are people like Yogendra Yadav who have made a fortune in coming up with skewed numbers after each and every poll. No denying that the numbers these political Gurus come up with do(...)'

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The Day Sajjan Kumar Become A Holy Cow

Author : Cynical      Blog : Being Cynical      Date : 5/2/2013 6:01:00 AM

'Call this miscarriage of justice or benefit of doubt given to the scoundrel or plain political foul play, the latest court order acquitting Sajjan Kumar in 1984 Sikh riot case is something which has dented our faith in our judiciary. As unbelievable as it can get, the courts (that too lower) took close to thirty years to figure out how innocent Sajjan Kumar was all the while. I feel pity, both on our judiciary, our investigative agencies and the thousands of Sikhs who suffered in th(...)'

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Open Letter To Digvijay Singh

Author : Cynical      Blog : Being Cynical      Date : 4/22/2013 7:37:00 AM

'Suggested By : Jai Gulabani (@JaiGulabani)Dear Digvijay Singh,See, I for a change took your complete and full name. This itself should come as a refreshing change for you. For some time, people have forgotten your real name as suitable adjectives have long replaced your loving appellation and I am sure you won’t be feeling very good about this. Forget the adjectives; even a name which synonyms with someone who has concurred the world, in reality is doing some first grade rear lickin(...)'

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A Rapscallion Called Shakeel Ahmed

Author : Cynical      Blog : Being Cynical      Date : 4/17/2013 11:07:00 AM

'Do you know a rapscallion going by the name Shakeel Ahmed? Even if you don’t, there is little to feel sorry about. The least one knows about such scalawags is better since reprobates like him are a big blot to our democracy, our nation and most probably the humanity at large. But unfortunately we have plenty of such scoundrels in our political spectrum.No sooner the news of a bomb going off in front of the BJP Bengaluru office started coming in, this sycophant, who in all probabilit(...)'

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Are We Governed By Hooligans?

Author : Cynical      Blog : Being Cynical      Date : 4/12/2013 7:30:00 AM

'I am taking it from where the day long banner on Times-Now tried to suggest its viewers. Are we governed by goons? Maybe or maybe not. That said, if you really try to assess the situations that our democracy has gone through since its inception then may be not but if you bound your impost around last couple of decades or so then, yes we are anything but, not only governed by goons but also are forced to choose among goons as our so called representative. They are not only goons but (...)'

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Open Letter To Barkha Dutt

Author : Cynical      Blog : Being Cynical      Date : 4/9/2013 10:06:00 AM

'Dear Barkha,I would have loved to dispatch this letter a long time back. But see, for a living I have to work, unlike you who gets paid in lakhs for just telling lies. The delay in posting the letter is majorly due to lack of time and of course the belief that you must be aware of all the nonsensical attributes that you are equipped with, hence leaving me nothing new to make you aware of. So an outright apology for coming up late would probably set the tone of the letter. And more o(...)'

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Rahul Vs Modi – A Battle Of #HashTags

Author : Cynical      Blog : Being Cynical      Date : 4/8/2013 12:02:00 PM

'I don’t blame Rahul Gandhi alone for the entire range of gaffe he has managed to produce till now. A major part of the blame can be bestowed upon the lack of something called brain and another major chunk to the number of sycophants that routinely convinced the brainless that he is no less to an average Nobel laureate when it comes to intellect, articulation and maturity. When you have professional rear lickers crowding you with false praise, one generally tends to get his minimal t(...)'

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NaMo, A Nightmare For Congress

Author : Cynical      Blog : Being Cynical      Date : 4/3/2013 8:57:00 AM

'How important NaMo is for our present day crook media and an equally crosier political party called Congress? If this is what I got to ask to an average Congress stooge, I will never wait for the answer because I am sure, what I will get for a reply. For them NaMo would always remain an irrelevant entity in the political spectrum or at best a regional leader, not at par to even brought in to the context when a discussion is going around the magnanimity of a certain Rahul Baba. Ditt(...)'

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Sanjay Dutt And A Joker

Author : Cynical      Blog : Being Cynical      Date : 3/29/2013 8:58:00 AM

'I am not here to deliberate if Sanjay Dutt is guilty of what he is shamefaced of. Our apex court has already let their decision known on this debate and that stands good enough for me. As per the standing, once our courts deliver its verdict, the only thing that remains with the guilty and his/her adherents is to find legal avenues to either challenge the decision or ask for a review. At no stage one is expected to question the veracity of the pronouncement, which in a way could be(...)'

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Hence Proved, Congress Bureau Of Investigation

Author : Cynical      Blog : Being Cynical      Date : 3/22/2013 7:30:00 AM

'This government would never cease to surprise me with their antiques every now-and-then. Quite regularly this government would fall to a new low there by arousing question marks on our very democracy and democratic frameworks. Be it getting their hands dirty in every kind of corruption acts or misusing every constitutional body for self-gain, they would invariably always raise the bar of manipulative governance to a new high. The latest raid on Stalin’s house by CBI is one of such (...)'

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The Crooks And The Tamils Of Sri Lanka?

Author : Cynical      Blog : Being Cynical      Date : 3/20/2013 10:56:00 AM

'I find this demand of DMK to pass some kind of resolution against Sri Lanka in connection to the alleged war crimes on the native Tamils, a little laughable. It was absurd when we first sent our IPKF Jawans to Sri Lanka and let our own people die for no credible reasons whatsoever; it is equally absurd now that few hawks in our politics demanding strict action from India so that personal and local political mileage can be garnered. We behaved like headless chickens back then when we(...)'

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For Mani Aiyar Secularism Means Telling Lies

Author : Cynical      Blog : Being Cynical      Date : 3/18/2013 11:13:00 AM

'Few people seem to be too obsessed with Modi. It could be the day of their death but yet they won’t forget to spew some lies against Modi while breathing their last. This is a trend that is rapidly getting popular among the hate-mongers and lie-peddlers in our main stream media as well as a bunch of known faces that routinely appear whenever a discussion on Modi is skirted. One such human being is Mani Shankar Aiyar. Like a round robin game of mudslinging, it invariably always(...)'

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Our Diplomacy Is A Pizza Corner

Author : Cynical      Blog : Being Cynical      Date : 3/14/2013 7:38:00 AM

'I don’t blame the Italians. Rather I am happy that, unlike India at least there is a government which is standing by its citizens. For good or bad; illegal or legal; something which we may debate as much as we can but the gesture shown by the Italian government in safeguarding the interest of its citizens is commendable. And let’s face it; the travesty that seem to have brewed from nowhere is a self-created hara-kiri and it is we and our incompetent government which should be i(...)'

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How Was The Lunch Mr. Khurshid?

Author : Cynical      Blog : Being Cynical      Date : 3/11/2013 10:15:00 AM

';;; People generally prioritize their interest; so as nations cutting across different level of development index. As I said in many of my older posts, this is why we as a nation go tom-tom about Iran and the filthy rulers therein. We conserve a health friendship, both with Iran and Israel knowing very well the antagonism these two republics enjoy, which even could shame Mulayam Singh Yadav and Mayawati at the same time. Neither have we listened to the prejudiced world on what they (...)'

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